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• 16-year-old diabetic blames TSA for breaking her insulin pump

  Tue May 8, 2012
  • Just went through security at BWI. I thought I recognized one of the TSA agents. He was working at Jiffy Lube a couple of weeks ago.

• Launching John Glenn into orbit likened to 'Russian roulette'

  Mon Feb 20, 2012
  • 50 years ago, as a bed-ridden 11 YO recovering from foot surgery, I nervously watched the commentators describe the journey of John Glenn. Not much of my make-up work or my Revell model of the Mercury/Redstone got done.

• Renee-Nicole Douceur flies out of South Pole

  Sun Oct 16, 2011
  • Can I cut in line to take my shot at Rick? I'm an "aged" 61 and can handle myself just fine. Just ask the twenty-something punk who tried to beat up my 11 year old.

• Nicolas Cage arrested in New Orleans

  Sat Apr 16, 2011
  • Gee, the arrest of Cage gets over 900 comments as the arrest of the Mubarek family who swindled a country and made thousands of Egyptians disappear gets about 100. Don't you just love tabloid culture!

• TV priest admits relationship with 2nd cousin

  Thu Apr 7, 2011
  • The Pope made the ruling that priests needed to be celibate because the Church was going broke (supposedly) paying for the widows and orphans of priests that were being martyred for their Faith.

• GoDaddy CEO kills elephant, videotapes act

  Thu Mar 31, 2011
  • So, Bob surrounds himself with women because he thinks he is Hefner. Then, he has to kill an elephant to be like the fictional Allan Quartermain. What's next? He runs for President because he thinks he's Newt Gingrich?

• Tan, schman. For a better 'glow,' eat your veggies

  Fri Jan 21, 2011
  • So, what does John Boehner do? Drink a gallon of Mango Madness every day?

• Judge: Donald Duck groping lawsuit can go forward

  Mon Jan 3, 2011
  • Well, the plaintiff is going to be very surprised when she finds out the person inside the Donald Duck costume is a middle-aged woman.  As a former cast member who has worked with many of the characters, I remember all the short characters at the parks being "portrayed" by women. 

• Great white sightings close Cape Cod beach

  Fri Jul 30, 2010
  • Do you think it might have to do with "Shark Week". Folks are just looking more closely for sharks. In 1975 when "Jaws" came out, there was a spike in shark sightings. The population of sharks didn't increase suddenly overnight, folks were out looking for them.

• Should Selig have overturned the blown call, give Galarraga perfect game?

  Thu Jun 3, 2010
  • Buddy Boy, what a no-brainer! 1. What was to be the last out. 2. The next batter is out anyways. 3. The ump admits he's wrong. 4. The replay from umpteen angles verifies the out. 5. Team loses anyways. 6. Not even a bang-bang play. 7. No one hurt if the decision is reversed.